- Now listen, we're not going to support XP ANY MORE so you'd better get used to it.
- Oh dear, a breach in Internet Explorer....all versions you say ? And it's serious ? Right we'll issue a patch...except to those silly fools who clung on to XP.
- What, it's REALLY serious ? Oh all right then, we'll include XP. Yes, I know we said we wouldn't but....it's JUST THIS ONCE, D'YOU HEAR ME ? Won't happen again.
- Unless it does.
(Glass of water for Mr Mixture, please)