Just a quick update on the rolled gold, heat treated, passivated, mutually masturbated bolts that you blokes were telling me were worth every penny of $520 each.
Went to install them in the aircraft and guess what? The Vastly superior methods of American Aviation quality control/extortion couldn't even produce a bolt that was straight PMSL
This the new bolt,
This the old bolt, which of course there is nothing wrong with
I am now more worried than I was before about having a problem with the gear (which means I wasn't worried in the slightest before). Every time I hear people who are gullible enough to defend this extortion I roll around on the floor pissing myself........
Would you like lube with that?
Oh yes please sir it is so much more pleasant with lube, in fact why dont you do it some more PMSL