On first coming out of the Jungle they ask
Is Nixon still President.................you mean he was replaced by Gerry Ford
Oh well he was nice guy and is he still our President
No he was replaced by Jimmy Carter
A peanut farmer you gotta be joking so President Carter is our President
No he was replaced by Ronald Reagan
You mean the movie actor, out acted by a monkey, ok so its President Reagan
Er No he was replaced by George Bush
You mean the flyboy spook but least he saw combat in WW2 so its President Bush
Er No he was replaced by Bill Clinton
You mean Bill from Little Rock who dodged service and always trying to get into someone pants.......so its President Clinton
Er No he was replaced by George W Bush.
You mean the Drunk who couldn't fly jets.........so its President Bush
Er No he was replaced by Barak Obama
WTF
Well he was a community organiser in Chicago
Ok guys lets just go back into the Jungle.