Are you tighter than a camel's backside in a sand storm? Well here's a top tip.
On Ryanair, instead of paying for a legroom seat, simply hang about in the isle near the exit rows and generally make a nusance of yourself to the crew and other passengers. Pass the time stretching your arms and legs to try and make it look as if you would be in terrible pain if you had to sit in the seat you had chosen for yourself when you checked in.
Then, when boarding is complete, you are the obvious choice for the crew to ask to occupy any vacant legroom seats, if only to get you to finally sit down and out of the way.
Oh, and dont forget your Barbour jacket when you get off!
