Right we are chaps ... here are the results
3rd Kiltrash with his entry ... where he clearly has experienced what the Maidstone night life is really like
Doris says 'Any advance on the 15 Fockers inbound at Maidstone?'
2nd Fox3 with his entry ... which presumably is based on a bad experience at Coningsby in the 80's
RAF Coningsby Commcen, 1988
1st ShyTorque with his entry ... which presumably is based on a particular terrifying personal experience
"Right, lovely girls. Listen in. We're just about to turn on the machine. In a few minutes, your legs will turn the wrong way up, you'll gain three stones in weight, your voices will become very harsh and you then will be fully qualified WRAFs".
And clearly the vast majority of you have had too much experience with Premium Rate "entertainment"
Over to you Shy
PM sent ...
Best ...
Coff.