Miss Cabin Crew ??
You bet! They are:-
A) Prettier than Loadmasters.
B) Better Coffee makers than Captains with shaky hands.
C) Friendlier than old Flight Engineers who call the Captain 'Sonny'.
D) Not as cheeky as most Copilots.
E) Not as smelly as the Travelling Techs.
However:-
One Attendant takes Twice the baggage of the cockpit crew (Collectively)
Two Cabin Attendants make more noise chatting during takeoff than Four Pratt and Whitneys at Max Takeoff Power.
Three Cabin Attendants will take Four times as long to get to the bus after shutdown.
