Hello Herr Hitler,
Just putting you through to Mr Chamberlain
His line is engaged can you please call back later
Yes he should be in later
Yes I hear what you say that it is urgent
But try and call back later during off peak hours
We are closing now but do try and
call back this afternoon, 3rd September 1939.
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Phone down and says "Germans always so dramatic, its not
like there is a war on".