That list of departments is pure comedy! The Smithsonian Institution - I suppose it's one way of keeping pesky schoolkids' sticky fingers off the exhibits - do you feel lucky, punk? Well do you? STEP AWAY FROM THE FOSSILS OR I'LL BLOW YOUR PERP BRAINS OUT!!! Great stuff...if the ATF have to carry firearms, do they also have to drink and smoke?
Madness, anyway. Think of the distance from the back of your seat to the door - how quickly can you lunge it?