....... when an illiterate uneducated 15 year old is given a uniform and a machine gun which he does not even know how to hold, let alone use, and is allowed to play at being a soldier or a policeman with the public as his potential victims.
....... when you call the police to say your car has been stolen and they say they don't have any serviceable vehicles and you must come to fetch them, and you say that your car has been stolen, so you can't, and they say they understand that but you must come to fetch them ..........