Thanks Pandoras, well-said. I think everyone's heard of 'urban legends'? Okay so it didn't happen to me, maybe it didn't happen at all. But on the face of it it is funny to picture the old bag getting it back, isn't it?? Even the FAs didn't like her. And you're right, it simply served to offer the other side of the coin.
As for the rest of the joke, that arse was so well-padded inmjuries were less of a worry than her skirt up over her head...
KM... seasoned prooner, takes the bait. Nice!! Relax dude, six-monthly medicals and ECGs, remember?