Fortunately, during my life I have spent time and effort remaining fit, strong and healthy.
The result of this is that I am likely to be sprightly when exiting the burning aircraft.
Some people have led sedentary lives. They are fat and unfit. They will take much longer to exit the aircraft. Probably longer than me whilst collecting my bag.
Their selfishness in not maintaining an acceptable fitness level shows astonishing arrogance.
Their tardiness in vacating the aircraft will undoubtedly lead to deaths in the event of an evacuation being required.
I vote we ban fatties from air transport.
People such as myself
may slow things down because we
may collect our bags.
Fatties
will, thus the only safe option is to ban them.
Next, children and the disabled....