Guilty as charged IMHO - the 'missus was a complete give-away.
Never once did he show any sign of taking what he'd won, even when he clearly didn't have a "scooby" of the answer to the next question.
The way he talked himself around to the correct answer indicated by the coughs, when he'd already said he didn't have a clue (as in the case of Craig David, whom he'd already admitted he'd never heard of!!) was laughable.
All the time I was watching him I couldn't help thinking "how did such a bumbling f**kwit ever get past Sandhurst, let alone make it to the rank he holds"
Think Tarrant had it about right when he said Ingram reminded him of "Tim, nice but dim" of Harry Enfield fame.
Has he been dismissed in disgrace from the service yet - if not, then why? The man has brought shame upon the Queens Commission and, aside from that, seems a complete waste of rations in any case
Last edited by Wycombe; 22nd Apr 2003 at 16:48.