Hey it's not just me...there's 14 others doing it too!!
The biggest joke (apart from the high vis shirt,long pants, hard hat with flowing brim,gloves, safety glasses and displayed white card) is the AVID card that we are given upon entering the airport boundary. You wear it for about 2 minutes while you tip off the gravel, and then give it back when you exit.
I wish my normal ASIC card was this easy to obtain....no Birth certificates or criminal background checks, no 4 week wait.....and FREE. I bet if I had loaded 62 tons of Nitropil instead of gravel, I would still be able to enter with my AVID