If you ever have an aircraft emergency, you can always bite your way out of the canopy (follow the zig-zaggy lines on the plexiglass).
Beware of lightning strikes on your face. St Elmos fire is harmless and will help an aircraft formate on your wing even in thick cloud.
Next time you are at AOC, impress the DS with your ability to eat an apple through a tennis-racket. Now that the new Cold War has started you will be a national asset.
No one can accuse you of being a 'blunty' with those gnashers'. I assume you look not unlike a young Hannibal Lector only with the ability to name all the stations equipped with Bloodhound?
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