Not funny I know but both events made me laugh.
1. Over Hong Kong harbour, 1993 dearly departed wanted - dearly departed got. I (pilot) say to crewman in back - any time you want after I establish the hover - all done, came back after a pause - good lets get back to Sek Kong for a brew. Walking from a/c I ask the crewman - where is the urn? You can imagine the rest!
2. Over Southampton water - "when you want ------- as soon as I get into a hover" - to furkin late dearly departed was IMC in the back with the the crewman! I'm sure some of dearly departed made Southampton water (keen sailor I think).