all eligible CX and KA employees will be awarded profit share for their contribution to the modest success of the two airlines in 2013.
Thank you, oh merciful Lord, for your boundless generosity.
Despite our pitiful laziness, our lack of cooperative efforts in working on our days off, our failure to shut down engines when taxying, our lackluster effort in despatching with bare minimum fuel, our vainglorious refusal to accept a paycut and instead accepting a decadent and undeserved 0% payrise...
Despite this shameless, inconsiderate, undeserving attitude of ours which permitted only a measly, pitiful 200% rise in your deserved earnings, only you, dear Merciful Lord, had the bleeding heart to award us with such generous compensation.
We shall forever be at your debt for such a display of benevolence. Please do not let my angry comrades strain your charitableness for I assure you, my Lord, that I will endeavor from now on to persevere in my efforts to render your cross easier to bear.
No sickness shall prevent me from striving for you.
No day off shall serve as an excuse for my sinful laziness.
No amount of wasteful excess fuel shall find its way in my tanks.
Please accept my repentant apologies.
Yours devotedly.