Then again, I did also hear a weekend flyer from a private strip, when they asked him what service he required, he said "the normal one" they said, "do you mean a basic service", and he said "I'll just have whatever everyone else is having" so perhaps they're not dealing with the best bunch down that way.
Classic!
Best (or worst) I ever heard was some guy on East Midlands frequency who when asked to give his position said 'Overhead Langar' to which East Mids came back immediately with 'Langar is live and dropping right now suggest you get out of the overhead ASAP.'
I sometimes wonder, as I do with drivers, how some folk managed to get a license.