Yesterday I was driving along and saw a mototaxi well ahead of me... the driver's head was lopsided to the right... i thought he must be suffering from Spinal Muscular Atrophy.. good for him for getting out and still driving a bike... as I get beside him I see he's actually talking on a cellphone jammed between his ear and shoulder.... no helmet of course.
A few days ago some guy in a Landcruiser I was driving behind on a crap side road decides to stop... so I give him a honk... then he starts backing up and before I can do anything about it.. he's put a nice dent into the hood of my car. In his defense... it was just a small dent...