This thread kind of proves the following
30 Years + Final Salary Pension = Smug, lucky Pilot
20 years + in Flag Carrier on Legacy T&Cs = Happy
15 Years + Major Western Carrier Big Jets = Happy/Satisfied
10 Years + LOCO = Looking to move on due Lifestyle
5 Years + LOCO = How can I move on?
3 Years + LOCO = Have I made a mistake?
1 Year + Any Jet = I've made it!
0 Years = I'll take any job.
ME = How can I get home.
FE = Will they send me home?
Bizjet = Whats a roster?
TP = Will I get out before I lose my hearing?
Very much tongue in cheek!