QUERY - Cool it.
There's plenty of good advice to be had.
Remember, one day you may get as far as the MCC or CRM, & name calling just won't wash.
Good luck with you quest, I for one still think that British is Best. Unfortunately, as you point out, most of them appear to be struggling to keep their heads above water.
Why not try a Brit School that has teamed up with a US base? This should give you the best all round solution.
I could suggest some but would you trust me?