So that's how it's gonna be?? I appreciate the forthright manner with you have addressed the topic and assure you that I shall reciprocate ...
Now, if you'd like to fasten your seatbelts, make sure that your keyboards are stowed for take off and that you have switched off ALL electronic equipment, we are now being pushed back from the terminal. My colleagues and I will go through the safety --?? (What? Who wants that?)
I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, I'll continue with the safety card in a moment but there's a Mr Slot in First Class, who's demanding more champagne and I have to go and sort him out.
Talk amongst yourselves till I get back.