Do you want to come and sort this Russian hostie out as well.
I couldn't see what the problem was with using all the infant belts and extension belts to strap the FO into the second row when he had a sleep on a turn around. It wasn't my fault he woke up bursting for a pee when we had gone into the terminal, and it was only a suggestion she put some make up on him.
It wasn't a lawful instruction from the captain by any stretch of the imagination. But apparently I was a "very naughty boy"