When does my fish and chip shop get its government guarantee? After all, I employ Flo, Suzie, big Kate and Charlie!
Sunfish,
I've been meaning to tell you as the manager, your fish has been a bit rubbery of late, and you haven't been changing the oil, you have let your shop run down and your not even open when we want to eat, your service has been crass and instead of putting your money back into the business you have been sprucing up your brothel next door with the funds.
Now if you can just sack Flo, Suzie, Big Kate, and Charlie and ship the store overseas you would definitely qualify for a Government debt Guarantee!
