I spoke to my second cousin's brother's wifes father who runs a coffee shop and he served a lady who had just finished walking her dog and she told him that she had walked past a couple fellows with American accents that were talking about some aircraft called a DeathStar Dreamliner that had a heavy landing in Queensland and, because the engines were bolted on incorrectly by some offshore sweat shop that also makes cheap T-Shirts, it caused some cracking of the aircraft.
So it must be true.
They were quite disappointed when I told them it had nothing to do with the filming of a new Star Wars movie.