Your argument is erratic and frankly bizarre Sid.
You clearly don't understand what 'qualified' means in this sense. Are you a line blurrer? A fudger? The answer is obvious!
Ask the CAA if they consider any of the individuals you mention to have the necessary experience (never mind QUALIFICATIONS!!) to be a licensed crew member on a police EC135!
In case you didn't know. Cabin crew don't have 'licences' either. Just like your TFOs!
As far as your licensing authority is concerned, it's all down to you. Stop trying to pretend otherwise.