! Shame on you. It's the Prantle-Meyer effect.
Bloggs,
Even after (not if) he (it must be a he, no woman would be that dopy) looses control, having flown into the freezing rain, and is now pointing straight down, he will have to really try very hard to have a Prantle-Meyer fan come into the equation.
Mind you, there is that other well known fan that something hits under such circumstances.
Tootle pip!!