Hell's donkeys, I go to work for the day and you Poms spend the northern night turning one page into eight.
Booger, mate, absolute classic, near wet myself. I haven't heard many of those before, but by Christ, I think I've had most of them!
Then again, these days I'm no Brad Pitt either.....
Little Blue (are we related?!) you're right there; they don't yell, they don't tell, and they're as grateful as hell....
nm, I wouldn't post pics even if I knew how. I'm keeping the good ones to myself and the rest wouldn't make it through the virus scanner