NorthernMonkey don't listen to 'em - Funniest post I've read in ages!!!!
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SHE HAD A HEAD LIKE A:
She had a head like a half chewed mintie
She had a head like a dropped pie
She had a head like a half sucked mango
She had a head like a deep sea racing lobster
She had a head like a boarding house plum pudding
She had a head like a slapped arse
She had a head like a busted cinema seat
She had a head like a bucket of busted arseholes
She had a head like a half squeezed lemon
She had a head like a bucket full of foetus's
She had a head like a half eaten sushi roll
She had a head like a bucket of smashed crabs
She had a head like a half eaten birthday cake
She had a head like a burnt thong
She had a head like its been lit on fire and put out with a bike chain
She had a head like its been lit on fire and put out with a screwdriver
She had a head like its been lit on fire and put out with an axe
She had a head like a bulldog eating custard
She had a head like dog chewing a wasp
She had a head like Hessing
She had a head like a bashed in !!!! can
She had a head like a half eaten pastie
She had a head like a twisted ugg boot
She had a head like a cat licking !!!! off a thistle
She had a head like a bag full of spanners
She had a head like a busted watermelon
She had a head like curdled custard
She had a head like a hatful of arseholes
She had a head like a half chewed chop
She had a head like a chicko roll
She had a head like a busted hymen
She had a head like a bruised arsehole
She had a head like a kicked in piss trough
She had a head like a baboon's arse
She had a head like split haemorrhoid
She had a head like fresh road kill
She had a head like a bus crash
She had a head like a twisted hubcap
She had a head like a toilet bowl after a dodgy curry
She had a head like a half sucked fat
She had a head like a smacked sandshoe
She had a head like a rusted muffler
She had a head like a blind spot welders bench
GENERAL:
If i had a head like hers, I'd circumcise it
She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
I wish her old man had just settled for a blow job
She's been hit by the fugley stick too many times
I've seen better heads at a piss trough
If i had a dog that looked like her I'd shave its arse and make it walk backwards
I've had better looking !!!!s than her head
She’s so ugly hell’s angels wouldn’t root her
