You Know You Are In Africa When.....

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You know you are in Ops in African when:

You get

Phone Call No. 1: Sir, there is a cow on our ramp
Phone Call No. 2: Sir, the Air Force shot the cow on our ramp
Phone Call No. 3: Sir, the Air Force missed the cow.
Phone Call No. 4: Sir, there's a bullet hole in our hangar door!!

Or

Phone Call No. 1: Sir, there's a snake on our ramp.
Phone Call No. 2; Sir, the snake is on fire!!
Phone Call No. 3, Sir, the snake is gone into our hangar!!!

(Before anyone says anything, no, I dont like being address as "Sir", but my protests requesting use of my first name instead made others uncomfortable, so I just got used to it)

Africa is a great place with great people & it has it's has funny moments every day! You just gotta luv it.