Call me gay, transexual, mock the woman I own and ridicule my parents.
But please don't accuse me of being american
As for image problem no worries on that count, sleep easy and don't fret, morning will soon be here and dawn will bring another dull monday, a kiss on the doorstep from the burst mattress, and a mundane trip to mundane work in the mundane mondeo.
Want me to post you a noose, your choice, why not hang the ball and chain and liven up a bit get yourself a trout that doesn't carry a wide load sticker