QWERTYUIOP said
"Yes, i picked mine up whilst wearing the old beer goggles and yes, all her promises were lies!!"
I think that it is very important that we clarify a matter here. How old were you when you actually caught the trout?
16 - 20 would actually indicate the use of "cider visors" and NOT "beer goggles"
20 onwards would correctly be termed as "beer goggles"
I think that it is imporant to clarify this, as some of the more anally retentive members may pull us up on this technicality.