LOL, as for the lad that said families were off limits, maybe in the big gay world of civvies and Wodneys, I can only assume that you have never been into a NAAFI, Cpls mess or Sgts mess (the proper Army ones, not the effeminate crab ones with the lilac wallpaper)
But for all of this petty posturing and ego boosting threats, we are missing the point.
The line up looked like a menagerie of extras from "Thriller"