Northermonkey,
mentioning people's looks the way you do is just
impolite .
What do you expect by doing this? It is not funny at all and can at most
hurt people's feelings (provided someone is interested in your opinion, and that doesn't seem to be the case), and give away your values,
even if you are joking.
No, wait, it also proves the dignity of the people you were referring to and that seem not to give the most ephemeral of the gifts the same importance as you.
I suggest you let this disgraced attempt of humour die of a natural death.
and I mean it!!! 