What about the one where the student crashed his jet
Supposedly happened at Little Rissington and was doing the rounds at BZN, in the early '70's.
recovery team spent ages trying to identify the person in the back
Akrotri, mid '60's. Car with four people in it driving back to Limassol after a do in the Sgt's mess. About 1/2 mile from the main gate they hit a donkey which rolled onto the bonnet, smashed the w/screen and spilt it's guts all over the passengers. Police, ambulance arrive and find passengers uninjured but literally covered in blood, guts and ****. Two women in following car had to be sedated!
Coincidentally, about 15 years later I was driving up a country lane when a runaway horse came tearing down the road towards me. I braked but it attempted to jump over my car, broke the windscreen and rolled over the top. I had stopped and ducked down but as I heard it hit the windsreen I immediatly thought of that donky and expected to be covered in guts! I wasn't but the poor thing had to be out down.