Herc returning to Lyneham during Granby, makes the call to Ops when inbound & in response to the question, 'Do you have any VIPs aboard?' answers, 'Yes, Sheik Yur Wad!' Ops apparently take it seriously & approaching the parking bay crews spots the reception committee including OC Ops. Nav puts on the Arab costume he purchased down the Souk & exits down the crew steps to take the salute. Points at OC Ops & says, 'On your knees, infidel!' Wg Cdr is just bending his knees when he spots the 'Sheik' is wearing flying boots......