B767300ER,
Sounds like you've had a hard time holding a job. I don't know of many hot shot aviators like yourself that would have chosen TWA that late in the ball game. Especially with American, United and Delta hiring at the time. Oh I forgot, your application probably couldn't make the cut for the interview.
About hours, let's face it...........there's not a lot to taking off and shooting a straight-in ILS. I bet you also ate a lot of crew meals on those long international flights sitting on your f*t a*s not doing anything.
Gross obesity probably explains the numerous jobs and the short military career. Did you get kicked out of there also??? You mentioned Antarctica, I've been there (Operation Deep Freeze). If you want to know about it, I'll fill you in junior.