Thing. some might say your faith in god is misplaced what with the lack of evidence for their existance. Back to flight school with you!
Ok. 'Won't' might be an over-simplerization. Should read, 'doesn't want to'.
Thus we are all covered. If I further modify to read 'fly level over the intended landing area at an inch or so until the aircraft no longer wants to', I think we can say this goat is clipped!
Now. About this parking business. Backwards is my answer. Perhaps a new thread for this one.