Only one answer Aerbabe, get a leather flying jacket. I can only assume it's the reason people don't take pictures of me

and for some inexplicable reason point their cameras at you in your t-shirt.
I'm guessing from the left, a Harrier, Dumbo the flying elephant, and a B52.
Was hysterical laughter the reason FFF couldn't focus the camera properly whilst photographing your aeroplane impressions?
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