You forgot a couple of essential journalistic items :
"The massive jumbo jet loaded with millions of litres of highly inflammable petrol came within a few feet of crashing onto a junior school and would then have continued its death plunge into a crowded shopping centre. An observer on the ground, Mrs. Ima Sillicow, 72, said she could clearly see the grim faces of the heroic pilots as they wrestled with the controls to avert disaster."