I'll be submitting my article to the Age, Australian and Herald Sun for printing tonight. Expecting front page tomorrow!
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Flight from Hell
Melbourne passengers told of their terrible dreadful fear aboard a Foreign bound Qantas flight which was told in no uncertain terms to return to Melbourne yesterday due to large bits falling off.
Some passengers were terrified that the 943 passengers were told few details of the catastrophe.
They said the plane 'Flew slowly with the engines screaming like Shannon Noll trying to sing' before turning around.
As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Airbus A300 landed.
Passenger Bruce Goatman last night was still recovering from the ordeal.
'I was completely terrified until the wheels touched the ground', the passenger said."
Anything involving "The Q" will bring the screamers out... Never mind the details, George, we've got a deadline to meet!
For anyone else wanting to make their own story,
The Lazy Journalists Plane Story Generator
Cheers,
John