What a cheeky sod!!
If they give me tripe, I tell them to behave or else I'll rinse their crew cup in the toilet bowl
Have heard of a flighty who got grief from a Captain who did not believe that she did put one sugar in his cup of tea. After several sectors of his grief she took in a cup of tea for him and presented it with a smile. It wasn't until he got to the bottom of the cup that he discovered that this time she had definitely put in one sugar, and even left it in the sachet to prove it.
What goes around...
SG