I can just see it now....
Mangerment would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge this groundbreaking study.
Mangerment further emphasises that Cathay Pilots are special, and they are unequivocally NOT affected by these results, nor indeed by the shift work so mentioned.
We thank them for their efforts and look forward to implementing the new FTL's soon, which will improve productivity and greatly reduce time off between flights."
Thankyou
The Mangerment