Your guess is as good as mine, India Four Two.
Ah well... At least he has no control over whatever is posted here.
I've also checked up on the claim made by Bonita, that Nick has been struck off from the BBGA - I didn't spot that when I looked into the logos on his site a while ago but he certainly isn't listed as a member. Just like Nick likes to say - his reputation is growing.
However, I'm glad you found those. I was unaware of them until you pointed them out and the one about "urinating down my leg" made me laugh.
Paul..