Wonder how smart you are ace ! Hope you've covered your tracks with the info you've offered - rule 1 in aviation it's a tiny community so........ hope, for your sake, most of the following is BS, even if one or two are loosely correct your employer and colleagues will know who you are;
Trained at Oxford
19-years-old
joined easyjet at 19 months 2 years
200 hours with easyjet
so been with easyjet less than 10 months - training + a bit of line flying
Based Gatwick (Crawley)
360 hours total time
Father and Grandfather ex. BA
For what it's worth most command failures are due to attitude