EK veterans can find humour on the Fragrant Harbor site
If you were at EK in the early 90's and unfortunate enough to do your A310 type endorsement or (God forbid) your upgrade on that type, have a look at the "Firm Grasp of the Non-essentials" thread on the Fragrant Harbor forum.
You may recognise some of your EK "instructors" there from back-in-the-day.
EK has come a long way.