Well there is the one where the Main Roads Dept were digging up the road in front of the local Uni.
So the local wags, future leaders of our community, ring up the coppers and tell them there are some Uni students dressed as road workers digging up the road, then nip down and tell the blokes in the road gang that there are a bunch of Uni kids dressed up as coppers coming to throw them off the site.
Hmmm Sydney Symphony Orchestra = 60 plus 100 corporate guests, plus Hooters, I think Capt Torres, that you should fly under the bridge after departure rather than attempt a climb, whilst I organise a clearance up the lane.
And whilst you are wrestling with the ship I will be briefing the Chief Hooter on what might be her last opportunity before I send her, oops, she goes to heaven.
FO Woomera.
