Ice Anyone
Reminds me of two things. Traveling on G-OOOX with a leaking port side rear door, with a good covering of ice.
My science teacher, who was a Wing Co. in WWII. He would have probably said "Use the girls tights to fill the hole and cover with duck tape".
He crashed in the desert during WWII and told us how to survive with what is around you. Such were the delights of education in the UK, in the 50's and 60's.
Off topic I know, but was flying better when aircraft were more simple.
Full marks to the people up front.