Headmaster - 'Why are you gazing out the window'.
Me - 'Looking at an aircraft, Sir…'
Headmaster - 'You are not going to get anywhere gazing out the window at aircraft'
Report - 'Distraction and the love of it renders this pupil impossible to educate'.
Me - ATCO for 47 years, and counting. It's paid the mortgage and raised three U/Ts...