Imagine we're in a court room. There are two people standing behind the either side of the cousel table - The plaintiff and the defendant. On the defendant side, there is a girl wearing a mini short skirt, a tank top, who appears to be his witness. When the judge walked in n saw that, she asked that girl " Do you go to church or funeral? " The girl said yes. then the judge goes, "Would you wear this kind of outfit to there? " She said no. Then the Judge finally shouted at her, "then WHY ARE YOU WEARING THIS TO COURT!"
From "Judge Judy"