hahaha good one dctyke...sadly mrs davita has more use for her freezer and anyway, here in Bali, it is sacred for the deceased to be ceremoniously BBQd.
I've given strict instructions for this and to make sure the ceremony holds up the traffic for at least an hour....revenge is sweet!!!
Better still...I'll pre-address the envelope for the ashes to go to MOD Widow's Pension Dept. as evidence they can cancel the pension......now where is that address?